I saw you at the local walgreens. You had on that sexy yellow shirt, if I recall correctly your top said “lemon”. You had a cold look on your face. I wonder if it was because you were in the freezer section. I must say you were looking fine that evening but I left the store without saying a word. I came back to the same walgreens on another day around the same time. And you were no where to be found. I guess it was not meant to be.<\/p>\n
Update:<\/strong> I found you at last, this time I didn’t hold back. You were in the freezer section again this time not at walgreens. I approached swiftly, I was not going to let this chance pass up again. I guess we hit it off rather well, since you came home with me that afternoon. I was intrigued by you, my expectations were high for you. Unfortunately, I was let down. With that top that said “lemon” I was expecting something sour, something like lemonade however it was more like lemon cake. That’s the last time I follow my impulses… That will be the last container of lemon flavored bluebell ice cream I will ever buy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I saw you at the local walgreens. You had on that sexy yellow shirt, if I recall correctly your top said “lemon”. You had a cold look on your face. I wonder if it was because you were in the freezer section. I must say you were looking fine that evening but I left the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.0noes.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.0noes.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.0noes.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.0noes.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.0noes.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=90"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.0noes.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":101,"href":"http:\/\/www.0noes.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90\/revisions\/101"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.0noes.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=90"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.0noes.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=90"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.0noes.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=90"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}